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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Just because...




"But that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the Matrix."

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Stupid Republicans.

What the hell is wrong with you Republicans?

Why do you people refuse to listen. For months now we have been telling you how much smarter we are than you, do you listen no!
Have you not seen the Liberal blogs and Democrat articles, they are filled with multi syllable words that clearly demonstrate how much smarter we are than you and yet you keep on voting Conservative Republicans.

We have been telling you for at least 2 decades that we need more tax dollars for schools. Did you listen to us? No while we were pouring billions into schools, watching the drop out rates increase, test scores decrease and teacher compensation skyrocket what did you people do? You ran around complaining about kids who were dropping out and winding up in prison or pregnant. You didnt even bother to thank us for creating generations of people who are to stupid to even vote.

Did you listen when Nancy Pelosi told you for every dollar we put into unemployment two goes into the economy? No you went right on trying to get people jobs. If you were paying attention you would have worked to lay off the entire country and we would have a booming economy now.

Did you listen when we told you the best way to curb spending is to spend more? No you actually try to cut spending and save money, what the hell is wrong with you people.

When Warren Buffet told you the rich need to pay more taxes and his secretary pays a higher percentage in taxes than he does what did you do. You went and told him to give his secretary a raise and to feel free to pay more taxes. What kind of illogical insanity is that? If he had just laid her off she would probably be rich by now and paying more taxes.

When we pointed put GE didnt pay any corporate taxes what did you guys do? Ill tell you what you did, nothing. Democrats took the reigns and had the President put him in charge of the economy. Now thats progress.

When we told you it was wrong to have a drop out as Milwaukee County Executive, the rich need to pay more taxes and you Republicans cant play by your own laws what did you do? You ran a candidate who graduated from college, pays his taxes and has had no legal trouble. How are people supposed to learn from that?
We are showing you the error of how bad electing Walker was by electing Chris Abele who dropped out of 3 colleges, is rich, dont pay taxes and avoided his OWI court date for 7 and a half years.
To show you how bad the choice of Walker was we are going to run Milwaukee right into the toilet so you guys can see how bad your choices are.

Now please start listening or we'll sue every last one of you

Saturday, April 9, 2011

When The Story Won’t Sell Newspapers or Catch Headlines, Just Suggest Conspiracy

As I read the coverage about the mistake in Waukesha county in the State Journal; it has made me sick to see how they are feed the fuel to conspiracy theorist by suggesting that the county executive somehow did this on purpose. The fact that they keep bringing up that she testified “in secrecy” over improper use of government offices and supplies in re-election campaigns. PEOPLE she was testifying AGAINST her own party!!!! If that doesn’t show she is more interested in doing the right thing than backing her own party than nothing will. Instead of reporting the facts they decided to incite public outrage by making the bold face part of the article read “Testified in secrete hearing”. The social responsibility that a newspaper holds should come with some sort of sense of right or wrong. BUT it does not, so we are stuck with having to read headlines that are misleading, and sometimes a complete lie. Way to go State Journal, you are a beacon in the sea of facts for all idiots to read. Keep reporting mountains when in-fact an ant hill is what you are seeing.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Lets Not Repeat Janesville Mistakes

A very good friend of mine said: “It’s good to learn from your mistakes, BUT, it’s even better to learn from someone else’s mistakes. 130 positions will be eliminated from the Janesville school district. None of what is happening there has anything to do with the pending state budget. It has to do with multiple pre existing problems facing that community:

1. Largest employer (GM) closing its doors.
2. Teachers demanding a pay increase knowing that it would mean possible layoffs.
3. Employment rate among the highest in the state.
And lastly;
4. Continuing to fund programs such as 4K that are not a “need”.

We as a community have a unique opportunity to look at a system that is making the financial decisions based on income from it’s “hay day” and learn from their mistakes. Janesville residence cannot just make money, with foreclosures already high, and more looming, people moving out of the school district meaning: less state and federal aid, and less property taxes to fund public endeavors.

I am hopeful that we can take away a good dose of someone else’s reality before we find ourselves in the same situation. Oh, and I would like to extend a special thanks to the teachers union in Janesville for showing everyone how much “good” you do for those teachers that where just given a pink slip. Way to go

And what is the deal with voter ID laws?


It's like airplane food, am I right? OK not like airline food at all, but what is it? At the end of the day the biggest aspect to voter ID legislation is that an individual who comes to vote must, wait for it...SHOW SOME VALID IDENTIFICATION. Holy shit. What balls on those government fat-cats. Wait, what? That's it. Well that doesn't seem that bad. Why is that bad?

Some would say this disenfranchises certain segments of society who would otherwise vote but don't have an ID. Huh? Who in the fuck doesn't have some ID? Well it is argued (seriously this is argued) that Hispanics (I am serious) are 24% more unlikely to have an ID than whites of registered voters. Do they tell us how many of those Hispanics are citizens? They do not, wonder why? African-Americans are 48% more unlikely than whites to have an ID of registered voters.

This tells me a few things;
1) Why don't these people go get IDs? They have time to register to vote, it takes about the same amount of time and effort to get an official state ID. That is just lazy or stupid or worse, potentially fraudulent.
2) How do these people deal with the many situations that require IDs such as opening a bank account (requires 2 forms and a social security number), getting any form of credit, getting a discount at a movie theatre, buying alcohol, getting in to a bar or an R-rated movie, buying pornography, buying fire-arms...pretty much all the fun, cool stuff in the world! Yeah I said it alcohol, guns and porn are fun but also are God-given American rights...that require IDs! Hmmm just like voting should, no?

Keep it up sheep and be sure to vote early often and let all your state-paid election officials get to shredders quickly and efficiently!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!!!

Those of you under the misguided notion, that even in the event of a Prosser loss, his 4-to-3 tie-breaking swing vote in favor of judicial restraint will remain on the court long enough to validate Governor Walker’s Budget Repair Bill, had better think again. The Madison judge, Dane County Circuit Judge Maryann Sumi, who has pulled every judicial activist trick in the book to block Walker’s bill on an absurd technicality, has no doubt intentionally decided to run out the clock in the hopes liberal activist Joanne Kloppenburg succeeds in unseating Prosser. Sumi’s delayed her next ruling for nearly two months. This allows her to hold on to the case until the end of May or the beginning of June. Prosser’s term would end July 31, which make it very possible the State’s highest court won’t rule until long afterwards.
See how that works?
This isn’t an accident or coincidence. It’s by design. Delaying the enactment of a law over a technicality regarding an Open Meetings rule no serious person thinks was violated, is one thing. Throwing a wrench in the gears in order to slow down the process in the hopes a more favorable appeals court judge will win an election, is something else. The will of the people is being overturned by the worst kind of judicial overreach our state has seen in a long time — which brings me to the bigger picture.
This entire battle is about one thing and, believe it or not, it has nothing to do with “collective bargaining“. The unions don’t care about collective bargaining as much as they care about the money and power that comes in the form of union dues. Right now, if you’re a Wisconsin public employee, union membership is mandatory and the dues you pay — that average around $800 a year — are automatically garnished from your paycheck and funneled directly to the union. Walker’s bill puts an end to both of those obnoxious practices.
Though the bill’s dishonest opponents and their media minions have framed the debate around the concept of ”workers’ rights,” one right Walker gives public workers is the right to NOT join the union. Furthermore, instead of the state collecting dues from those who choose to join, the union will now have to collect dues all on their own. This racket  – and that’s exactly what it is — that forces workers into the union, is not only the well spring of union power in Wisconsin, it is also a central source of political power for Democrats, including Obama, in a must-win swing state. Millions of dollars in dues help to pay for the union machine’s crucial get-out-the-vote activities and their massive campaign ad blitzes.
The numbers that terrify Democrats and unions come from states where laws similar to Walker’s have passed that put an end to both compulsory public union membership and the automatic garnishment of dues:
Union officials recognize what can happen if dues payments become voluntary. Robert Chanin, who was general counsel of the National Education Association from 1968 to 2009, said in a U.S. District Court oral argument in 1978 that “it is well-recognized that if you take away the mechanism of payroll deduction, you won’t collect a penny from these people, and it has nothing to do with voluntary or involuntary. I think it has to do with the nature of the beast, and the beasts who are our teachers . . . simply don’t come up with the money regardless of the purpose.”
There is evidence to back up his fears. In 2001, Utah made the collection of payments to union political funds optional, and nearly 95% of public school teachers opted not to pay. In 2005, Indiana GOP Gov. Mitch Daniels limited collective-bargaining rights for public employees, and today only 5% of state employees pay union dues.
A mere 50% drop in union dues would be a terrible blow to Wisconsin unions and the Democrats they support. 95% will all but put their racket out of business. Furthermore, it’s very difficult to see Obama’s path to re-election victory should a powerful union machine be unable to bring Wisconsin over to his win column.
Wisconsin Democrats, with the help of the White House, are playing chess here and have been since they fled the state.
Unless we get out our vote in Wisconsin, this election could very well be checkmate.

Election Day: Please Stay Home

And as far as I am concerned I just as soon have the lot of you sheep stay at home. You people that vote go out and vote and then turn around and bitch about who you voted for in the first place. Take Obama, majority voted him in and his approval rating is low as the floor. Walker, clearly voted in by a high majority and now everyone bitches and calls him "Hitler" for crying out loud. And don't give me the excuse of partisan politics, today is a spring non-partisan election and there will be bitching, oh you betcha there will be.

I contend that if all the people that bitched about election results went out and volunteered there would be no need for publicly funded social programs. Do you think that result would help which ever party is controlling our world? You bet it would sheep.

Nope, just keep on keeping on. Baa-baa bitch, do no help!

Sheep, the lot of you.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Unions Support us or Else!

I dont even know what to say about this, they have lost it, seriously

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/118910229.html

Comment section link

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/118910229.html#comments



Monday, March 28, 2011

Just for fun...

Top 10 stand-up comedians of all-time. Why not?

First of all this list will not be agreed upon by anyone of you three people that read this blog. It is my list and it took a lot of science and algorithms and other shit to come up with. Or I was just having a few and thought watching a few monologues on YouTube would be funny. It was. Enjoy.

Honorable Mention: Louis CK - Kind of a downer, frumpy white guy but pretty funny and real blue.



Honorable Mention (Chick): Whitney Cummings - took this one from a roast.. she is the new Queen of Mean. Brutal.



10. Dave Chappelle - Classic and the worst thing about it is that the high white dudes that like him completely miss the subtle social commentary.



9. Mitch Hedburg - another case of misery loves comedy. Died too young.



8. Anthony Jeselnik - another new kid on the block. Great delivery, totally brutal and has great double punch lines with master timing. Watch out for this kid.



7. Eddie Murphy - He was the man. In this clip he is like 24 years old. This dude is funny and parlayed it into a franchise.



6. Norm Macdonald - Underrated as shit. I saw this guy live and nearly pissed my pants. Of course I was shitfaced, but still. He just takes it to another level.



5. Patton Oswalt - One of the deep thinkers of the group. Deep, funny as all hell and afraid of nothing, including laughing along with the audience (I love that). True comics, comic.



4. Zack Galifianakis - The comic who would be voted as the most likely to be from another planet but not all contrived and shit like Emo Phillips or weird guys like that. And you thought he was funny in 'The Hangover", dude has been around for awhile.



3. Rodney Dangerfield - Are you kidding me...one of the best. No respect, yeah right.



2. Bill Hicks - A masterful genius who died way too young, and it wasn't even from drugs. Weak, he kicked from the cancer, a disease he lightly mocked.



1. George Carlin - The King. Simple. He is the epitome of 'practice makes perfect', because he was. A linguist and master debater, with himself. I consider him one of my heroes.

Fact Check: Obama on Libya

Let's be honest it's about the oil. No it can't be. This is Obama not George W.

What about the people in the Congo, The Ivory Coast, Burma etc.

 From the Gazette.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Democrats To Abandon Elections - Wisconsin Onion

The Democratic Party of Wisconsin announced this week it will no longer be participating in elections or running candidates for elected office and will instead seek to implement policy through favorable court rulings.

In a related press release it was announced Havbin Rypen and Huoff will now be the legal arm of the Democratic party.

Democratic spokes-person Ima Lyar reading a prepared statement said. "We can no longer rely on voters to elect candidates we want them to. Instead we will be focusing our efforts on putting judges in place who will enact Democratic policy through the courts and backing only judicial candidates going forward."

Further explaining the move Lyar said, "look this is a win win for all, we can allow the electorate to vote on the candidate of their choosing while completely ignoring election results and getting the policy we want no matter what the people think is best for them"

When questioned whether or not this was going to be embraced by lifelong Democrats and moderates or Independants who back the party Lyar said. "Corporations, Koch Brothers, Fascist, Working Families, The Children , Job Creation and Education". When it was pointed out she did not answer the question and instead read from a queue card titled , Key Words to Emphasize Lyar quickly had a restraining ordered enacted against the reporter.

Turning the press conference over to the spokesman from the new law firm I. Gonasuya said the new law firm will be suing any citizen who opposed the action or who refuse to donate to the Democratic party.

The Associated Press later reported the entire state of Nebraska was under injunctions from Havbin Rypen and Huoff and large tracts of northern Indiana had been sued as well as most of New Jersey. To date the only state without a pending lawsuit was California where the loss of Democracy was hailed as "True Progress"


NOTE: This is not an Onion Article and is meant as parody only

Wisconsin Democrats Lose Their Minds

In an effort to prove they wont be out hypocrited by anyone Wisconsin Democrats have done a 180 and are now endorsing candidates and actions that only a few weeks ago they were condemning.

In Milwaukee Democrats are backing Milwaukee County Executive candidate Chris Abele. Abele is a triple threat, hes a college drop out, is a wealthy business man who is being sued by the IRS for not paying taxes and somehow manged to avoid a court date for 7 and a half years on a DWI charge.
In a massive show of hypocritical action Dems are backing Abele after slamming Scott walker (who formerly held the Exec. position) for dropping out of college and after saying the rich should pay more taxes. Somehow backing a guy who dropped out and didnt pay taxes doesnt even matter nor seem to bother democrats no matter how contrary it runs to their previous statements.
In another bizarre twist after constantly beating up George Bush over going to war and spending trillions they are now backing Barrack Obama's war in Libya. This is the same guy we were told was going to be getting us out of wars not into new ones. This war may be an illegal action by our President but I have actually been told its not a war its a "limited" engagement. I wonder how limited the Libyan's feel those bombs are.Just another display of hypocritical partisanship. By the way how is that whole getting us out of Iraq thing working out.
Then there is Joanne Klopenberg who is running for the Supreme Court against sitting justice David Prosser. You may remember a few years ago (2009) in the Gabeleman race an attack ad by a 3rd party against sitting justice Louis Butler. The ad assisted in Gabelman narrowly defeating Butler the first time a sitting justice had been unseated in Wisconsin in 41 years.
Its not hyperbolic to say Democrats flipped out over the 3rd party ad. We were told in no uncertain terms how unfair it was 3rd party influence was determining judicial races, how partisanship was going to ruin the state etc. Well now the Democrats are running an attack ad against David Prosser claiming he let a pedophile priest off the hook. The ad is a falsehood and the victim in the case stated "If I still lived in Wisconsin I would vote for Justice Prosser and asked tge Klopenberg campaign to have the ad removed. Joanne Klopenberg refused to have it removed but tellingly did not even bother to deny it was promoting a falsehood.
To further advance the hypocritical nature of the party after claiming partisanship deserves no place on the court they run Klopenberg who didnt even bother to deny her activist leanings instead saying I wont let my personal views cloud my judgments. I guess we all know none of us let our personal views influence our decisions, are we supposed to seriously believe that?
Democrats are all over Prosser claiming hes a Walker rubber stamp but after 12 years on the bench the best they could come up with is the fake attack ad. Even the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal a left leaning newspaper endorsed Prosser over Klopenberg.
Its increasingly apparent Democrats dont care at all about the truth they want Klopenberg on the court for one reason only and that is they believe she will rule against Republican policy. She's not qualified to serve as a justice, shes never been a judge in any capacity, no not in any capacity, not even ruling on traffic tickets, shes been turned down for judicial appointments by both Jim Doyle and Barrack Obama but now we are to believe she is somehow worthy of serving on our highest court.

Many Democrats in this state and in particular the leadership feel its no big deal to ignore election results, flee from your duty if you dont like the agenda and sue your way to the policy you want. That is ok get rid of legally elected representatives with recalls just because you dont like a vote. I for one am sick of it. They want to believe November was some kind of aberration and those who voted to elect Republicans are blind morons who have no idea what is going on in this state. Im tired of being told by the left how intelligent and enlightened they are and how simple we are. That if we just followed their lead everything would be better. Democrats had their chance in this state and what do we have to show for it? Massive taxes, raided funds, failing schools, out of control spending and unions telling representatives what to do.

Lets end the hypocrisy vote Jeff Stone and David Prosser. Support our Republican representatives and Governor Walker.

Monday, March 21, 2011

How Quickly They Turn

Shortly into the third year of Obama's term the libs are turning on him.....


Dennis Kucinich here

Michael Moore (Douche Bag of the Century) here

It's about the oil Ed Markey here

Nothing like sticking together boys. Good luck in 2012!

Federal dopiness:

In these hard financial times in the US and with people taking strong sides on the problems with government spending and cutting I think it is a fine time to look at how we give our hard earned tax money to foreign states.

I don't care what party, political ideology or tax bracket you are in you should be able to recognize the shear dopiness of our country's practices in this arena.



Egypt, Pakistan, Russia and China...you have got to be kidding me!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Adrian Peterson compares the NFL to Modern Day Slavery

This is a joke. Every boy in America dreams of playing in the NFL. To have a grown man making MILLIONS of dollars compare playing in the NFL t o slavery is ridiculous.

From profootballtalk.com

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Nuclear Option

It was time. The citizens of Wisconsin have been held hostage long enough. The Democrats had to come home sometime and the bill would have passed anyway. Had they been smart they could have had some concessions instead they chose to stay and hide.

Some of my favorite quotes:

Senate Democratic leader Mark Miller of Monona said Democrats will "join the people of Wisconsin in taking back their government," but he refused to say when. (We just took it back in the last election)

"In thirty minutes, 18 state Senators undid 50 years of civil rights in Wisconsin. (Name one civil right that was undone, just one)

Before the sudden votes, Democratic Sen. Bob Jauch said if Republicans "chose to ram this bill through in this fashion, it will be to their political peril. They're changing the rules. They will inflame a very frustrated public."
(Changing the rules? You Senator have been holding the entire State hostage for 3 weeks.)


 From Channel3000.com

Not a Fan of The Seperation of UW-Madison

If you have attended a University, you most likely have figured out that the University revolves around making money. As I watch the UW-Madison try to separate from the UW system, I see a key ingredient on the success of UW-Madison’s smaller sister University’s going away. I know this goes against our collective opinion on government sponsored programs, however, I believe the gains economically we get from our UW system are a worthwhile investment. I argue this base on retention of graduates from local universities from out of state and in state, and higher amount of taxes paid in because of higher average earning potential for college graduates and retaining more graduates within our states.
Retention of college graduates is very important to economic growth. While some communities can rely on local educational and research institutions to provide their human capital resources, other regions must continually import college graduates to fill high-end positions. Fortunately for Wisconsin has fallen in to the latter category. We as a state have been able to provide individuals with aspirations for a degree multiple venues to pursue and attain those goals. Further, most of these Universities have become a national leader in certain areas of studies, (UW-W – Business, UW-EC teaching/ nursing, UW-L – Kinesiology/ teaching, UW Stout, Manufacturing Management, UW-SP, Forestry). As the recruitment of college graduates becomes more competitive with each passing year, regional economic developers often emphasize the importance of educating, attracting and retaining college-educated workers in their communities. What has always been a very important part for “out of state” and “local” students for choosing one of our UW colleges is the affordable education, the flexibility to transfer all their credits to any of the colleges in the system, and the prestige of having “UW” on their degree. Simple fact is 43% of non local students stay in the area they graduate from college, and 70% of local students stay.
In addition to sustaining high-skilled workforces, college graduates bring income to a community. An analysis of the educational attainment of the largest 16 metropolitan statistical areas (MSAs)in the U.S. reveals that education levels influence median wages in a community, and drive wealth creation through the creativity and innovation of college graduates. Almost three-quarters of the variation in wages among these MSAs can be explained by education levels alone. So, a very simple way to put it: The higher the average education in a region, the higher the median wages.
To put is all together, with quality higher education either fact or perceived attracts more students to attend school IN Wisconsin. That would mean more “higher educated” workers in the work force with a higher median wage. That would produce more taxes being paid into the local, state and federal government. This would result in less of burden for all to carry, and lower percent of taxes for all. Of course this is a small piece of the puzzle of our state’s economy, but I feel a very important piece. Sorry Governor Walker, not sold on this part.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Budget would end subsidized child care for state employees

They got subsidized child care too? No wonder they don't want to give up their collective bargaining rights.



From the Wisconsin State Journal