I dont even know what to say about this, they have lost it, seriously
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/118910229.html
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Just for fun...
Top 10 stand-up comedians of all-time. Why not?
First of all this list will not be agreed upon by anyone of you three people that read this blog. It is my list and it took a lot of science and algorithms and other shit to come up with. Or I was just having a few and thought watching a few monologues on YouTube would be funny. It was. Enjoy.
Honorable Mention: Louis CK - Kind of a downer, frumpy white guy but pretty funny and real blue.
Honorable Mention (Chick): Whitney Cummings - took this one from a roast.. she is the new Queen of Mean. Brutal.
10. Dave Chappelle - Classic and the worst thing about it is that the high white dudes that like him completely miss the subtle social commentary.
9. Mitch Hedburg - another case of misery loves comedy. Died too young.
8. Anthony Jeselnik - another new kid on the block. Great delivery, totally brutal and has great double punch lines with master timing. Watch out for this kid.
7. Eddie Murphy - He was the man. In this clip he is like 24 years old. This dude is funny and parlayed it into a franchise.
6. Norm Macdonald - Underrated as shit. I saw this guy live and nearly pissed my pants. Of course I was shitfaced, but still. He just takes it to another level.
5. Patton Oswalt - One of the deep thinkers of the group. Deep, funny as all hell and afraid of nothing, including laughing along with the audience (I love that). True comics, comic.
4. Zack Galifianakis - The comic who would be voted as the most likely to be from another planet but not all contrived and shit like Emo Phillips or weird guys like that. And you thought he was funny in 'The Hangover", dude has been around for awhile.
3. Rodney Dangerfield - Are you kidding me...one of the best. No respect, yeah right.
2. Bill Hicks - A masterful genius who died way too young, and it wasn't even from drugs. Weak, he kicked from the cancer, a disease he lightly mocked.
1. George Carlin - The King. Simple. He is the epitome of 'practice makes perfect', because he was. A linguist and master debater, with himself. I consider him one of my heroes.
First of all this list will not be agreed upon by anyone of you three people that read this blog. It is my list and it took a lot of science and algorithms and other shit to come up with. Or I was just having a few and thought watching a few monologues on YouTube would be funny. It was. Enjoy.
Honorable Mention: Louis CK - Kind of a downer, frumpy white guy but pretty funny and real blue.
Honorable Mention (Chick): Whitney Cummings - took this one from a roast.. she is the new Queen of Mean. Brutal.
10. Dave Chappelle - Classic and the worst thing about it is that the high white dudes that like him completely miss the subtle social commentary.
9. Mitch Hedburg - another case of misery loves comedy. Died too young.
8. Anthony Jeselnik - another new kid on the block. Great delivery, totally brutal and has great double punch lines with master timing. Watch out for this kid.
7. Eddie Murphy - He was the man. In this clip he is like 24 years old. This dude is funny and parlayed it into a franchise.
6. Norm Macdonald - Underrated as shit. I saw this guy live and nearly pissed my pants. Of course I was shitfaced, but still. He just takes it to another level.
5. Patton Oswalt - One of the deep thinkers of the group. Deep, funny as all hell and afraid of nothing, including laughing along with the audience (I love that). True comics, comic.
4. Zack Galifianakis - The comic who would be voted as the most likely to be from another planet but not all contrived and shit like Emo Phillips or weird guys like that. And you thought he was funny in 'The Hangover", dude has been around for awhile.
3. Rodney Dangerfield - Are you kidding me...one of the best. No respect, yeah right.
2. Bill Hicks - A masterful genius who died way too young, and it wasn't even from drugs. Weak, he kicked from the cancer, a disease he lightly mocked.
1. George Carlin - The King. Simple. He is the epitome of 'practice makes perfect', because he was. A linguist and master debater, with himself. I consider him one of my heroes.
Fact Check: Obama on Libya
Let's be honest it's about the oil. No it can't be. This is Obama not George W.
What about the people in the Congo, The Ivory Coast, Burma etc.
From the Gazette.
What about the people in the Congo, The Ivory Coast, Burma etc.
From the Gazette.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Democrats To Abandon Elections - Wisconsin Onion
The Democratic Party of Wisconsin announced this week it will no longer be participating in elections or running candidates for elected office and will instead seek to implement policy through favorable court rulings.
In a related press release it was announced Havbin Rypen and Huoff will now be the legal arm of the Democratic party.
Democratic spokes-person Ima Lyar reading a prepared statement said. "We can no longer rely on voters to elect candidates we want them to. Instead we will be focusing our efforts on putting judges in place who will enact Democratic policy through the courts and backing only judicial candidates going forward."
Further explaining the move Lyar said, "look this is a win win for all, we can allow the electorate to vote on the candidate of their choosing while completely ignoring election results and getting the policy we want no matter what the people think is best for them"
When questioned whether or not this was going to be embraced by lifelong Democrats and moderates or Independants who back the party Lyar said. "Corporations, Koch Brothers, Fascist, Working Families, The Children , Job Creation and Education". When it was pointed out she did not answer the question and instead read from a queue card titled , Key Words to Emphasize Lyar quickly had a restraining ordered enacted against the reporter.
Turning the press conference over to the spokesman from the new law firm I. Gonasuya said the new law firm will be suing any citizen who opposed the action or who refuse to donate to the Democratic party.
The Associated Press later reported the entire state of Nebraska was under injunctions from Havbin Rypen and Huoff and large tracts of northern Indiana had been sued as well as most of New Jersey. To date the only state without a pending lawsuit was California where the loss of Democracy was hailed as "True Progress"
NOTE: This is not an Onion Article and is meant as parody only
In a related press release it was announced Havbin Rypen and Huoff will now be the legal arm of the Democratic party.
Democratic spokes-person Ima Lyar reading a prepared statement said. "We can no longer rely on voters to elect candidates we want them to. Instead we will be focusing our efforts on putting judges in place who will enact Democratic policy through the courts and backing only judicial candidates going forward."
Further explaining the move Lyar said, "look this is a win win for all, we can allow the electorate to vote on the candidate of their choosing while completely ignoring election results and getting the policy we want no matter what the people think is best for them"
When questioned whether or not this was going to be embraced by lifelong Democrats and moderates or Independants who back the party Lyar said. "Corporations, Koch Brothers, Fascist, Working Families, The Children , Job Creation and Education". When it was pointed out she did not answer the question and instead read from a queue card titled , Key Words to Emphasize Lyar quickly had a restraining ordered enacted against the reporter.
Turning the press conference over to the spokesman from the new law firm I. Gonasuya said the new law firm will be suing any citizen who opposed the action or who refuse to donate to the Democratic party.
The Associated Press later reported the entire state of Nebraska was under injunctions from Havbin Rypen and Huoff and large tracts of northern Indiana had been sued as well as most of New Jersey. To date the only state without a pending lawsuit was California where the loss of Democracy was hailed as "True Progress"
NOTE: This is not an Onion Article and is meant as parody only
Wisconsin Democrats Lose Their Minds
In an effort to prove they wont be out hypocrited by anyone Wisconsin Democrats have done a 180 and are now endorsing candidates and actions that only a few weeks ago they were condemning.
In Milwaukee Democrats are backing Milwaukee County Executive candidate Chris Abele. Abele is a triple threat, hes a college drop out, is a wealthy business man who is being sued by the IRS for not paying taxes and somehow manged to avoid a court date for 7 and a half years on a DWI charge.
In a massive show of hypocritical action Dems are backing Abele after slamming Scott walker (who formerly held the Exec. position) for dropping out of college and after saying the rich should pay more taxes. Somehow backing a guy who dropped out and didnt pay taxes doesnt even matter nor seem to bother democrats no matter how contrary it runs to their previous statements.
In another bizarre twist after constantly beating up George Bush over going to war and spending trillions they are now backing Barrack Obama's war in Libya. This is the same guy we were told was going to be getting us out of wars not into new ones. This war may be an illegal action by our President but I have actually been told its not a war its a "limited" engagement. I wonder how limited the Libyan's feel those bombs are.Just another display of hypocritical partisanship. By the way how is that whole getting us out of Iraq thing working out.
Then there is Joanne Klopenberg who is running for the Supreme Court against sitting justice David Prosser. You may remember a few years ago (2009) in the Gabeleman race an attack ad by a 3rd party against sitting justice Louis Butler. The ad assisted in Gabelman narrowly defeating Butler the first time a sitting justice had been unseated in Wisconsin in 41 years.
Its not hyperbolic to say Democrats flipped out over the 3rd party ad. We were told in no uncertain terms how unfair it was 3rd party influence was determining judicial races, how partisanship was going to ruin the state etc. Well now the Democrats are running an attack ad against David Prosser claiming he let a pedophile priest off the hook. The ad is a falsehood and the victim in the case stated "If I still lived in Wisconsin I would vote for Justice Prosser and asked tge Klopenberg campaign to have the ad removed. Joanne Klopenberg refused to have it removed but tellingly did not even bother to deny it was promoting a falsehood.
To further advance the hypocritical nature of the party after claiming partisanship deserves no place on the court they run Klopenberg who didnt even bother to deny her activist leanings instead saying I wont let my personal views cloud my judgments. I guess we all know none of us let our personal views influence our decisions, are we supposed to seriously believe that?
Democrats are all over Prosser claiming hes a Walker rubber stamp but after 12 years on the bench the best they could come up with is the fake attack ad. Even the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal a left leaning newspaper endorsed Prosser over Klopenberg.
Its increasingly apparent Democrats dont care at all about the truth they want Klopenberg on the court for one reason only and that is they believe she will rule against Republican policy. She's not qualified to serve as a justice, shes never been a judge in any capacity, no not in any capacity, not even ruling on traffic tickets, shes been turned down for judicial appointments by both Jim Doyle and Barrack Obama but now we are to believe she is somehow worthy of serving on our highest court.
Many Democrats in this state and in particular the leadership feel its no big deal to ignore election results, flee from your duty if you dont like the agenda and sue your way to the policy you want. That is ok get rid of legally elected representatives with recalls just because you dont like a vote. I for one am sick of it. They want to believe November was some kind of aberration and those who voted to elect Republicans are blind morons who have no idea what is going on in this state. Im tired of being told by the left how intelligent and enlightened they are and how simple we are. That if we just followed their lead everything would be better. Democrats had their chance in this state and what do we have to show for it? Massive taxes, raided funds, failing schools, out of control spending and unions telling representatives what to do.
Lets end the hypocrisy vote Jeff Stone and David Prosser. Support our Republican representatives and Governor Walker.
In Milwaukee Democrats are backing Milwaukee County Executive candidate Chris Abele. Abele is a triple threat, hes a college drop out, is a wealthy business man who is being sued by the IRS for not paying taxes and somehow manged to avoid a court date for 7 and a half years on a DWI charge.
In a massive show of hypocritical action Dems are backing Abele after slamming Scott walker (who formerly held the Exec. position) for dropping out of college and after saying the rich should pay more taxes. Somehow backing a guy who dropped out and didnt pay taxes doesnt even matter nor seem to bother democrats no matter how contrary it runs to their previous statements.
In another bizarre twist after constantly beating up George Bush over going to war and spending trillions they are now backing Barrack Obama's war in Libya. This is the same guy we were told was going to be getting us out of wars not into new ones. This war may be an illegal action by our President but I have actually been told its not a war its a "limited" engagement. I wonder how limited the Libyan's feel those bombs are.Just another display of hypocritical partisanship. By the way how is that whole getting us out of Iraq thing working out.
Then there is Joanne Klopenberg who is running for the Supreme Court against sitting justice David Prosser. You may remember a few years ago (2009) in the Gabeleman race an attack ad by a 3rd party against sitting justice Louis Butler. The ad assisted in Gabelman narrowly defeating Butler the first time a sitting justice had been unseated in Wisconsin in 41 years.
Its not hyperbolic to say Democrats flipped out over the 3rd party ad. We were told in no uncertain terms how unfair it was 3rd party influence was determining judicial races, how partisanship was going to ruin the state etc. Well now the Democrats are running an attack ad against David Prosser claiming he let a pedophile priest off the hook. The ad is a falsehood and the victim in the case stated "If I still lived in Wisconsin I would vote for Justice Prosser and asked tge Klopenberg campaign to have the ad removed. Joanne Klopenberg refused to have it removed but tellingly did not even bother to deny it was promoting a falsehood.
To further advance the hypocritical nature of the party after claiming partisanship deserves no place on the court they run Klopenberg who didnt even bother to deny her activist leanings instead saying I wont let my personal views cloud my judgments. I guess we all know none of us let our personal views influence our decisions, are we supposed to seriously believe that?
Democrats are all over Prosser claiming hes a Walker rubber stamp but after 12 years on the bench the best they could come up with is the fake attack ad. Even the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal a left leaning newspaper endorsed Prosser over Klopenberg.
Its increasingly apparent Democrats dont care at all about the truth they want Klopenberg on the court for one reason only and that is they believe she will rule against Republican policy. She's not qualified to serve as a justice, shes never been a judge in any capacity, no not in any capacity, not even ruling on traffic tickets, shes been turned down for judicial appointments by both Jim Doyle and Barrack Obama but now we are to believe she is somehow worthy of serving on our highest court.
Many Democrats in this state and in particular the leadership feel its no big deal to ignore election results, flee from your duty if you dont like the agenda and sue your way to the policy you want. That is ok get rid of legally elected representatives with recalls just because you dont like a vote. I for one am sick of it. They want to believe November was some kind of aberration and those who voted to elect Republicans are blind morons who have no idea what is going on in this state. Im tired of being told by the left how intelligent and enlightened they are and how simple we are. That if we just followed their lead everything would be better. Democrats had their chance in this state and what do we have to show for it? Massive taxes, raided funds, failing schools, out of control spending and unions telling representatives what to do.
Lets end the hypocrisy vote Jeff Stone and David Prosser. Support our Republican representatives and Governor Walker.
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